The first huge, climactic moment of the trip came when I went to Trader Joe's and found these:
I, however, was only terrified of one awful bird. The emu.
If the bird world elected a Satan, the emu would win. I much prefered the llamas and giraffes.
His tongue was as long as his horns and it was disgusting.
The next day we went on a Segway tour of the city. If you ever have the opportunity to ride a Segway DO IT IMMEDIATELY. It was the most fun I have ever had on a tour. And shockingly booze wasn't even involved.
I was fairly certain I would fall at some point, but the Segways were very easy to get a handle on after a few minutes. So if my clumsy face can handle it, anyone can.