"Can you help pick up the kitchen?"
"I didn't do any of that."
(points to garlic shells and cut-off carrot tops)
"Uh, did you eat the carrots I cut with the hummus I made?"
(points to empty yogurt container)
"Did you eat the chicken salad I made?"
"Ok, then please help clean it up honey."
"But, then what will you do later when your bored?"
OH NO HE DIDN'T.