I'm in the bathroom getting ready as Andy gets out of the shower to dry off.
Me: "Why are you using my wet towel?"
Andy: "I always have to use your wet towel."
Me: "Why don't you use the dry one?"
Andy: "They're both wet. You use one for your body and one for your hair."
Me: "No, I use one for my body and then wrap my hair up in that same towel."
We've lived together for about 4 and a half years now.
4 and a half wet towel years for Andy.