For some reason we passed on Chuck E Cheese and decided on a joint birthday road trip with friends to Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.
He was excited about the destination, but he screamed like a kid on Christmas when I told him our hotel was at the casino. I also told him I would give him the gift of not standing over his shoulder and nagging his face off while he gambled. I'm generous like that.
Soon after crossing the border, I began my love affair with Tim Horton's and proceeded to be fueled by TimBits for the rest of the weekend.
Our friend had a slight issue with his passport. It was expired. And it was 10 years old. And he went bald. And he grew a beard. Thankfully some border agent took pity on him and let him pass.
Slight difference.
Andy borrowed another friends blazer to complete his "I'm an engineer" outfit. Please note the too short jeans and white tennis shoes:
Trendsetter.
The next day we slowly made our way to the falls. Do you know how difficult it is to keep a group of 11 individuals who are easily distracted by shiny lights and beer together? It's a lot like herding cats. We almost managed one group photo:
Team America minus one.
We visited a brewery afterwards. Although the beer was good, the poutine was even better.
More majestic than the Falls.
We continued indulging at a Brazilian Steakhouse for dinner. That's two hours of unlimited meat delivered to your table every few minutes. Although it left me with a stomach ache and gave me the meat sweats, it was still amazing.
After a little more drinking and gamling, our Canadian Dream came to an end and we made our way back home.
O Canada.
Thanks for the memories, America Jr.
1 comment:
What is with Tim Horton's in Canada?! It's everywhere you look! My blog post about our Niagara Falls trip a few years ago also included an obligatory photo of a TH coffee cup.
Glad you guys had a nice time!
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