Nobody told me something similar happens when you wash a dog.
We gave Toby a much needed bath last night. He smelled clean and fresh and his fur was extra soft and fluffy.
That lasted about 12 hours.
I came home from work this evening, and saw this on the floor:

My first thought, was "Toby peed? What the heck?!" because I can't remember the last time he had an accident.
Then I thought "Wait, what did he get off the counter?"
Then I remembered what we bought at the store last night.
A lotto ticket and 3 bottles of Orange Hurricane Boone's Farm. Which in and of itself is a pretty awesome purchase.
It was around this point that I realized my cheerful dog that normally greets me excitedly was laying on the ground trying to look innocent.

Notice the orangish stripe along the side of his mouth?

Yup. I caught him orange pawed.
I'm never giving him a bath again.
2 comments:
First off did he call an official Circle of Trust? and secondly did he spike the bottle?
Not cool, Toby. Not cool.
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