Welcome to my life.
I left for work this morning.
My fridge was filled with things like eggs, milk and orange juice.
Items that would fit into the category "Food".
Or the category "Things That Should Be in a Fridge".
In a seemingly unrelated event, Toby pooped.
Outside, where dog poop belongs.
Andy picked up the poop in a bag to drop off at the vet.
Andy did not have time to go to vet.
Andy knew he did not have time to go to the vet.
Andy still collected the poop.
Andy put dog poop in the fridge.
I have dog poop in my fridge.
This is my life.