Good Morning. It's time for a pop quiz.
What is missing from the following picture?
What does not belong in the following picture?
Did that just happen?
Question 5 (bonus):
How did my dog manage to do this last night?
(1) A floor register
(2) A floor register
(4) That just happened.
(5) Answer Unknown.
Yes, sometime in the early morning hours I awoke to a metal clanging noise. At first my sleepy brain thought windchimes were the cause. Silly me. That would be way too normal.
I opened my eyes and looked toward the noise. I turned on the nightstand lamp and saw Toby. With a floor register hanging from his neck.
Yes, somehow, in the night, Toby managed to attach his collar to the register. He subsequently yanked the register out of the floor. He then made music with his tags beating against the register dangling from his throat. That's around the time I woke up.
You can't make this stuff up people.