Monday, April 27, 2009

That just happened.

Good Morning. It's time for a pop quiz.

Question 1:

What is missing from the following picture?

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Question 2:

What does not belong in the following picture?

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Question 3:

Seriously?

Question 4:

Did that just happen?

Question 5 (bonus):

How did my dog manage to do this last night?

Answer Key:

(1) A floor register
(2) A floor register
(3) Seriously.
(4) That just happened.
(5) Answer Unknown.

Yes, sometime in the early morning hours I awoke to a metal clanging noise. At first my sleepy brain thought windchimes were the cause. Silly me. That would be way too normal.

I opened my eyes and looked toward the noise. I turned on the nightstand lamp and saw Toby. With a floor register hanging from his neck.

Yes, somehow, in the night, Toby managed to attach his collar to the register. He subsequently yanked the register out of the floor. He then made music with his tags beating against the register dangling from his throat. That's around the time I woke up.

You can't make this stuff up people.

1 comment:

Keri said...

I still say The Adventures of Toby would make for a great reality TV show.

I've never heard of a dog getting caught on a floor register before. Toby keeps finding new and creative ways to make your life interesting!